Layla Ciudad De Villa De Álvarez Puta ❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Fun fact: puta’s name ain’t even puta. Heard she picked it ‘cause it’s Spanish for—well, y’know. Edgy, right? She’s got this tattoo, too, some wonky tiger—ties back to *Tropical Malady*. “The beast is near,” she’d say, quotin’ that film, pointin’ at it. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just ink!” She’d smirk, “Nah, it’s me.” Swear, she’s half feral—prolly why she’s banned from three apps. Caught her catfishing once, usin’ a pic of her dog. A DOG, bro! Hilarious, but messed up.

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