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So, like, last week, my amiga Juanita, she’s all “ayy, probé un masaje sexual!” and I’m like WHAAAT? She says it’s this underground spot, real discreet, candles everywhere—smells like lust and lavender, lol. The masseuse? Some dude with hands like a freakin’ wizard. Little known fact, preciousss: back in old China, they called it “tuina with a twist”—emperors got it, concubines gave it, total scandal! Juanita’s glowin’ after, says it’s better than tacos on a Friday. I’m jealousss, yesss, but— ¡Lo odiamos!—‘cause my turn’s next and I’m broke, ughhh.

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Tengo el ansia de la juventud tengo miedo, lo mismo que tú y cada amanecer me derrumbo al ver la puta realidad. no hay en el mundo, no nadie más frágil que y.

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