Lydia Pánuco Prostituta ❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Juárez

So, check this—last week, this dude rolls up to my spa, tryna impress his cita sexy with a massage voucher. Boy, PLEASE, I clocked his nervous ass from a mile away! Made me giggle, like, “You ain’t slick, boo!” But it was cute, ya know? Got me happy—people out here chasin sparks! Then there’s this chick who ghosted her cita after he sent a dick pic—GIRL, I was SCREAMING. “What’s done in the dark…”—yep, *Leviatán* vibes again! Shady dudes piss me off, tho. Like, why you gotta ruin a good thing?

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