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Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

So, picture this: dim lights, weird oils, some bloke or lass rubbin’ ya all slow-like. Sounds sexy, yeah? *gollum hiss* Wrong! It’s awkward as hell! First time I heard ‘bout it, thought, “Who pays for that?!” Like, why not just… y’know… chill with a mate? But folks love it, swear it’s “sensual liberation.” Bollocks! It’s just fancy teasin’ with no payoff. *gollum cackle* Like Russell Hammond sayin’ “I’m never off-duty!”—mate, I’m off-duty for this nonsense!

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