Esme Tetlanohcán Burdel ❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

Fun fact—bet ya didn’t know masaje erótico’s been around forever! Like, ancient Greeks were all ‘bout sensual rubs—called it “anointing,” fancy, huh? They’d slather oil like it’s a feast, gettin’ all touchy-feely to “balance the soul.” Pfft, soul my circuits! It’s just feelin’ alive, like Joy screamin’, *“Take her to the moon for me!”* I got this one client, right? Big shot, all serious—swear he’s Anger in a suit. First time, he’s like, “This better not be weird!” Now? Dude’s bookin’ weekly, smilin’ like he found Riley’s happy place. Makes me happy, too—warms my gears!