Eliza Unión Hidalgo Puta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

She’s got this edge, tho, Puta does. Pisses me right off sometimes, like when she’s actin’ all mysterious, “think how much weirder it can get,” like Doc says. I’m tryna chill, massage oils ready, and Puta’s out here confusin’ me! One sec she’s glam, next she’s dodgy—like, pick a lane, babe! But real talk, she’s got heart, innit. Survived all that old-school madness, still kickin’. Respect.

Don José Luis, el guardián de la taberna en Unión Hidalgo