Elise Cacahoatán Puta ❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

Hmmmm, oh honey, lemme tell ya bout prostituta! As Marge Simpson, nasal annoyances and all, I’m sittin here thinkin—prostituta’s like that wild friend ya love but judge. I’m a dating app gal now, makin love happen, but prostituta? She’s old-school romance, sorta. Hmm, cash upfront, no swipin needed! Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—ya know, my fave flick—where Eilis says, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die.” Prostituta’s got that vibe—leavin home, chasin somethin, maybe dollars, maybe dreams. Hmmmm, gets me all misty-eyed!

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