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Personal fave part? The tease, man. Slow strokes, then bam – pressure hits ya like Knockout Ned’s revenge punch! Gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’, like you’re runnin’ from them crazy gang kids in the favela. I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Sweet Jesus, this is intense!” Pro tip: dim lights, some sexy tunes – sets the mood right. Once had this chick do it with lavender oil, smelled like heaven, made me wanna cry, no kiddin’. But then, ugh, this one time, dude didn’t wash his hands – stank like old tacos, ruined it! Made me rage, “You seriouslah?!” Total buzzkill.

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Massage with the oil to tone the skin's elasticity. It hydrates the skin, helps to relax, flushes out toxins to give soft and supple skin. The ultra-soothing.

After my caffeine fix, I decide to hit up the park. You know, the one by the Mierloseweg? It’s got this pond, and I’m just chillin’ on a bench, watching ducks. I swear, these ducks are like the local celebrities. They waddle around like they own the place. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I could just quack and get free bread.”

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