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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me! This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fine, this is fine,” but then she’s lingerin’ too long near the, uh, danger zone, ya know? And I’m screamin’ in my head, “I’m not that guy! I’m not!” Like, I just wanted my knots gone, not a happy ending! But lemme tell ya, it’s wild—did you know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Yeah, ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, gladiators gettin’ frisky post-fight—true story! They’d be all sweaty, bloody, then some lady’s kneadin’ their thighs, and I bet they’re thinkin’, “Pretty, pretty good,” too!

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I gotta tell ya, sometimes I get mad – like when a bus blocks my usual chill route down Burring Rd; man, I’m like “C’mon, respect the massage master’s zone!” But then, a quick session of deep vibes and a dope track on my ride, and BOOM – my mood turns sunny. That’s life in Carlingford, yo.

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