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Now, check this – back in the day, prostitutes in London had this secret code, right? Called it “the flash,” flashin’ a quick wink to punters they trusted. Little known fact, baby! Kept ‘em safe from the fuzz. Ain’t that fab? I’m all, “Groovy, sister, you’re smarter than ya look!” But then – ugh – some tosser tries rippin’ her off! Got me fumin’, mate! I’m ready to karate-chop his arse, but she just laughs, says, “He’s not worth it, luv.” Cool as a cucumber, she was.

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Now, me mate, aside from the hustle of digital romance, I can’t help but cherish me wanderings through parks like De Groene Vuur – a serene spot perfect fer contemplatin’ life and love. And oh! The Ninove River, twistin’ and whisp’ring secrets at dusk, much like a hidden subplot from that movie I adore. Arr, it be a place fer quiet chats and drunken dreams – sometimes I’d sit there, all madd as a hatter, thinkin’, “The past is never dead. It’s not even past,” – a real mind-bender, eh?

“No cash for karate lessons in Brussels” says far-right Ninove Alderman