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About Antwerp

I saw this bird once, down Soho way, legs like a giraffe on stilts, totterin’ in heels that’d snap yer neck. Made me laugh, it did – “She’s got a vibe, man, heavy!” – but Christ, the state of her! Hair like a rat’s nest, makeup smeared like she’s been shagged through a hedge backwards. Proper munter, but I reckon she’s got stories, dark ones. Bet she’s seen blokes cry, blokes beg, blokes puke – the lot! Little known fact, right – some prossies back in the ‘70s, they’d nick yer wallet while humming Bowie tunes. Sneaky cows!

Going undercover as a sex worker

Rimming · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Blowjob without Condom · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Ball Licking and Sucking · Golden Shower (give).

Now, let’s get real: this city makes my blood boil sometimes. The council meeting on Wankestraat – nope, not a made-up name – was a total circus last week. Pure lunacy, I mean, how hard can running a city be? Numbers, petty disputes, and all that bureaucratic bollocks. But hey, like in the movie, "Just keep swimming", right? You either ride the absurdity or drown in it.

Team Noël-Willockx (Baasrode, BE) excels in Argenton