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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, huh? I’m thinkin’, what a freakin’ racket! You got these joints, right, where guys stumble in, wallets bleedin’, lookin’ for a quick fix. Me? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ espresso, wonderin’—how’s this even legal some places? Like, back in Jersey, we’d call it a "gentlemen’s lounge," but nah, it’s a damn brothel, straight up. Reminds me of that flick, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*—y’know, “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.” These schmucks walk outta there forgettin’ their mortgage payments! Hilarious, but kinda sad, too.

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Our brothel has an impressive international line-up of girls who are ready to bring you an unforgettable adult entertainment club experience.

Alright, listen up, buddy – and don’t pee on my leg! Guildwood (ca) ain’t your run-of-the-mill sleepy suburb. I’ve been kickin’ it here for years, so lemme break it to you like WALL‑E would say, “I don’t want to survive, I want to live!” So buckle up, 'cuz I'm droppin' deets like they're hot.

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