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Here’s a juicy bit—some say sailors invented it, lonely at sea, tradin’ tricks with port girls. Dunno if it’s true, but sounds right, eh? Me, I’d rather wrestle a shark than pay for it—too pricey, too weird! But if ya like it, precious, go for it—just don’t tell me bout the squishy details, ugh! “It’s my fault,” she whispers in the movie, all guilty. Hah! No fault in a sexual-massage, ‘less ya tip rubbish—then ya deserve a slap! Hiss! We loves it, we hates it—slippery as me fish, and twice as naughty!

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Man, it's not all roses. I once got mad AF 'cause some local dev messed with the WiFi in the park by the river – oh boy, Ja, that park! So there's Bächli Park, small and secret-ish, but perfect when you need a quiet spot away from all the screen time mania. That park is next to the old Bahnhof Hombrechtikon, a real landmark since forever. It kinda smells nostalgic there – reminds me of times spent swipin' on our dating app, comin’ up with cheesy puns and profiles. Heh, cheesy indeed!

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