Claire Kilchberg Whore ❤️

About Bern

What pisses me off? The judgy crap. Everyone’s all, “Oh, whores, so dirty,” but half these hypocrites are payin’ ‘em! Like, dude, chill—takes two to tango. Makes me wanna scream, “This is not a game!”—straight outta *Margaret*, when shit hits the fan. Happy tho? Some whores outsmart the system—hustle hard, stack cash, dip out. Respect. Surprised me how many famous peeps—like, Marilyn Monroe vibes—danced that line. Little known fact: she modeled nude for cash early on. Whore move? Maybe. Iconic? Hell yeah.

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Thou gotta check the rivers – err, minor brooks and creeks that trickle near the town, makin’ ripples that speak of life’s eternal dance. I remember one time (dude, I was so mad then) when a cheeky breeze swept away my towel right off the spa door. Ha! It was wild – like, “Whoa, trippin’ on the vibe, man!” almost straight outa Inherent Vice, thou knowest?

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