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About Hamburg

So, findin’ a prossie, right? Ain’t no walk in Rivendell. You’re dodgin’ creeps, sketchy alleys—makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every shady corner. Back in the day, medieval times even, they had “stewhouses”—brothels run by nuns, can ya believe it? Nuns! Pimpin’ on the sly—history’s nuts! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on me pipe-weed. Imagine that in *Tropical Malady*—the jungle beast turnin’ tricks, ha!

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I work with families and, dang, I see hidden emotions everywhere—little nooks at, like, the old market square, where toddlers giggle and parents hide their stress. It’s kinda like, "You can’t swim in your diving bell," but in a good way, ya know? It makes me so mad when people waste the beauty of these spots. And yo, lastly, check out the Lahn promenade at Rheingauer Straße—so chill, so thoughtful, so real.

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