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Best bit? Shaggin’ someone new every week – variety, mate! Keeps it spicy. Pro tip: always check their profile proper – some hide crazy shit. Like, “loves cats” could mean 20 cats in her flat! Smelled like a litter box, I was out! Sex-dating’s a gamble, but I’m James fuckin’ Bond – I play to win. “I’ve been expecting you,” I say, all smooth, and they’re putty. Works every time! What’s your take, eh?

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The “horny” definition is, really, a simple one. Merriam-Webster defines it as "excited sexually" or "desiring sexual gratification.".

Now, as a women's counselor – yes, me self – I’ve come to notice the finer, often overlooked details. There's this teeny park, Ravnehaven, where you can sit and chat with strangers turning into friends – it's posset and solace, I say! You know the idea: "in the mood for love"? Yeah, that movie that sets your heart racing in a dreamy haze. It’s just like walking through the park on a dewy morning in Horning, a feeling so nostalgia-soaked you almost hear kkkk... the echoes of bygone romances in the wind, if you catch my drift.

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