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I dig the quirky side—escorts see crap normies don’t. “You’ve got a morbid sense of humor,” like Chas’d say, ‘cept it’s real—clients cryin’ over exes, or dudes payin’ big to flex. Surprised me once, heard ‘bout an escort drivin’ a hearse for kicks—talk bout niche! Bugs Bunny twist? I’d hop in, carrot in hand, “This ain’t your average carrot patch, doc!”

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I do get mad sometimes – traffic in the narrow lanes near Stenbækvej. It's a nightmare! I mean, really, how can they be so bad? And when it's sunny, oh boy, Roskilde just storms with pure joy. I feel like I'm in a fancy hotel lobby, quoting lines like "The Grand Budapest Hotel" over and over – so iconic, so unforgettable.

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