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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a bloody art! Started way back, them ancient Greeks, slatherin’ oil on wrestlin’ blokes—called it “massage with benefits,” ha! Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with silk cloths, no kiddin’—drove fellas mad! Me, I’d be hollerin’, “Bring me that horizon!” ‘cept it’s just a lass with clever hands.

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So whaddya say, hun? Pack yo bags, grab that oversized jacket, and come get lost in this magical mix of history, laughter, and a bit of crazy art. I'll be right here, livin’ my relaxation dream, laughing like a loon and reenacting my fave movie lines in that nasally, over-the-top tune of Fran Drescher! Ta-ta for now, and remember: babe, life is one big, quirky party!

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