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About Esbjerg

I got mad once, this shady parlor near the pier, promisin’ “happy endings” – total rip-off! Just a sweaty dude with oily hands, no vibe, no nothin’. I’m yellin’, “Gimme my 20 bucks back, jerk!” But when it’s good? Oh man, I was happy as a clam – this one gal, she knew the spots, like she’s readin’ my freakin’ mind. “Form is emptiness,” the movie says, but nah, this was *fullness*, baby! Surprised me how it’s legal some places – loopholes, man, loopholes!

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I sometimes get mad when I see folks ignorin’ the little beauties – the narrow backstreets near Solbjerg Alle are secret treasures! I mean, imagine all the unsaid words this city’s whisperin’. Back then, I had clients sayin’ they felt seen on these hidden lanes. Crazy, huh? Sometimes I’d wander and almost lose my mind – in a good way, ya know? ‘Cause every corner has a heartbeat, beats loud like Boy’s energy, unpredictable like “There Will Be Blood” vibes, eh, doc?

Peter Cook – City Landscapes