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Gets me mad tho—pigs exploitin’ ‘em, takin’ cuts like they own the joint. “The town’s a livin’ lie,” I mutter, channelin’ *Dogville*—cuz it’s true! All prim and proper folks sneakin’ in at night, then preachin’ purity by mornin’. Hypocrites, man, they boil my blood. Happiest I ever was? This one time in Bangkok—place was a dive, stank o’ fish sauce and despair. But the madam? Total badass—ran it like a Sith Lord, no bullshit. Gave me a freebie cuz I fixed her busted door—score!

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I gotta spill: one day, coding the new app, I got so mad at some buggy script, I nearly left my desk – but then, I looked out the window at the funny ducks swimmin' by, and it hit me, life’s quirky. Was like in that movie, you feel me? Where, like, every moment is brimming with unexpected beauty and chaos? Yeah, man, total "Tabu" moment!

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