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About Bilbao

Brothels been round forever, swear down. Oldest gig goin’, fact – Babylonians had ‘em, taxed ‘em too, cheeky sods. Me, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ – what’s the premium on a knocked-up knocking shop? Fire hazard? Bloke sets a curtain ablaze with a dodgy fag – poof, whole place up in smoke! Made me laugh, that, proper giggle. “You are nothin’ but a beast!” – nah, Steve McQueen’d say it better, but still, them punters, animals some of ‘em.

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Man, I remember that one time at a tiny café on Calle Delirio. The owner, super chill, shared a legend of a secret tryst under the ancient oak near the church of Santa Carilda. Crazy, right? And as my head spun with kinky theories ('cos, ya know, sexology makes you see erotical patterns everywhere, we swears!), I recalled that haunting lyric from Werckmeister Harmonies: "The world is wild and full of wonder..." It echoed, man, echoing in my soul.

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