Lila Noeux Les Mines Whore ❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Whores Noeux-les-mines

Noeux-les-Mines has many places that can be interesting to visit. One of popular spots is the Loisinord Water Skiing Complex. It is rare and unique because it is created on top of former coal mine. Here you can ski in summer on water or in winter when it is cold for snow skiing. There is also Church Saint-Martin that is beautiful with its architecture and historical charm. If you like parks, Marcel Cabiddu Park is great to see and relax in green surroundings.

No mountains? Unique French ski resort runs on old slag heap