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I’m picturin’ it now—dim lights, oils, hands slidin’ everywhere. Great Scott, it’s art! Not some sleazy porno flick vibe, nah, it’s classy—like a Coen brothers shot, all moody and deep. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors”—rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by pros, half of ‘em buck naked! True story, blew my mind! Bet Larry’d be like, “What am I doing here?”—all awkward, sweatin’ bullets.

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While I’m waiting, I overhear some locals talking about the football team, AS Saint-Étienne. They’re all hyped up about the next match. I’m not a huge football fan, but the passion is infectious. I start imagining fish playing football. Like, how would that even work?

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