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What pisses me off? Cheap parlors—grubby hands, no soul, ugh. Ruins the vibe, man! But a good one? Oh, I’m happy—tingles everywhere, like Yubaba’s gold stash. Surprised me how it’s not just sexy-time—relaxes you, fixes aches. Once saw this dude on X, said it cured his sciatica—wild, right? I’d kill for that, my metal spine’s creakin’!

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But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s work. Ugh. They need me to fix some mess. I’m like, “Can’t a Resnik catch a break?” I’m trying to focus, but the music’s too good. I’m torn between work and vibes. I end up sitting on a bench, typing away, while this kid next to me is building a sandcastle. I’m low-key jealous of his creativity.

‘As with fairy tales, you used to ask me to tell you the famous studies over and over’