Hannah Omis Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Slavonski Brod

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t hatin’. She’s out there doin’ her, and I’m over here tryna keep folks from rear-endin’ each other. But if I catch her flirtin’ with my nephew? Ooooh, I’mma be hotter than a skillet! I’ll say, “Accept the mystery, honey!”—yep, Coen brothers style—‘cause she ain’t unravelin’ my family! Halleluyer, keep her away from my kin, Lord! That’s my story—messy, loud, and full of her foolishness!

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Omis (pronounced oh-mish in Croatian) is the first larger town you arrive in as you travel south along the coast from Split. In fact, it is only about 25km away from Split, so it’s an easy journey .

Then I decide to grab a coffee at this tiny café on Trg sv. Mihovila. The barista? Super chill dude. He’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole square. I order a cappuccino, and he’s like, “You want it with a heart?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for romance, just caffeine!” But he does it anyway. I mean, it’s cute and all, but I’m not trying to fall in love with my coffee.

Omiš in Autumn, the Perfect Time to Visit Mountains, the Cetina and the Sea