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So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

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So, I’m walking down Ulica J. D. B. and I see this cute little café. You know the one, right? The one with the best pastries. I grab a coffee and a croissant. I mean, who can resist? But then, this seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, what the heck, dude? I’m just trying to enjoy my breakfast!

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