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There’s this secret tho—did ya know sex-datin’ apps got algorithms messin’ wiv ya? They push the hot ones first, keep ya hooked. Sneaky bastards! I’m like, “What is this mystery?”—straight outta “Tree of Life,” that line. Apps playin’ God, controllin’ who I bang. Wild, right? Once, I matched wiv a lass who sent me a pic of her cat first—thought it was code for summat else, haha! Turned out she just loved her moggy. Fair play, but I wanted action, not purrs!

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Then, this lady, right? She’s got a dog. A tiny one, like a rat with fur. She’s all, “Can my dog come in?” I’m like, “Sure, but he better not press any buttons!” So, we’re all crammed in there, and the dog starts yappin’. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “What’s next? A cat?”

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