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About Split

Alright, so "whore" – man, what a word, huh? Hits ya like a crutch to the face. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like Monty in *25th Hour* – “This life came so close to never happenin’.” Whore’s got that vibe, y’know? Dirty, raw, real as hell. Makes me wanna limp around, pop a Vicodin, and judge everyone. Everybody lies, right? Especially whores – they’re pros at it, sellin’ you a fantasy while stealin’ your wallet.

Gradsko vijeće

Podstrana Whore Croatia, Mistress (hard), 69 Position, Facesitting (give), 69 Position.

First off, I hit the streets of Jastrebarsko, right? You know, the ones like Ulica kralja Tomislava. It’s a nice street, but today? Nah, it was like a freakin’ obstacle course. I’m dodging potholes like I’m in the Olympics. And don’t get me started on the traffic. Like, who taught these drivers how to drive? A blindfolded raccoon?

Jastrebarsko remembers its past, lives its present and as a “smart city” invests in the future