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Met this bird online, right? Profile said “loves pineapples, hates drama.” Bollocks! She shows up, three hours late, screamin’ ‘bout her ex. I’m like, “Sharon! Where’s the sanity?” Reminds me of *Boyhood* – “I just thought there’d be more!” Thought sex-dating’d be quick n’ dirty, not therapy! Little fact, yeah? Back in the ‘70s, swingers used pineapples as secret codes. Upside-down ones meant “I’m down to fuck.” True story, mate!

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So, I get to the plaza, and it’s packed. I mean, people are everywhere! The smell of churros and paella is in the air. My stomach’s growlin’ like a bull. I grab a churro, and man, it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, tryin’ to sneak a peek at the ring. I’m like, “Hey, buddy, you gotta be careful!” But he just grins at me. Kids, man. They’re fearless.

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