Addison Mosfellsbaer Whore ❤️

About Kopavogur

So, picture this—whores, right? They’re out there, doin’ their thing, makin’ cash, livin’ wild. I see ‘em, and I’m like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—straight from the movie, folks, pure poetry, genius! Donald Trump knows poetry, believe me. These gals, they’re hustlin’, and I respect that, bigly. Workin’ the streets, makin’ deals—kinda like me with real estate, but, y’know, sexier, dirtier, more fun. Ha! Little known fact—back in the day, some whores in NYC, they’d bribe cops with freebies. True story! Cops’d look the other way—crooked, sure, but smart, real smart.

Mosfellsbær town close to Reykjavík

I grab a hot dog from a stand. Best thing ever! I mean, who knew a hot dog could taste like heaven? I’m munchin’ away, and then I see this guy jugglin’ fire. Fire! In the middle of the street! I’m thinkin’, “This is either genius or a disaster waiting to happen.”

Mosfellsbær, Iceland’s Birta Abiba Þórhallsdóttir to compete at Miss Universe 2019