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Oh, and here’s a tidbit – dunno if it’s bollocks, but they say “whore” comes from some old word meanin’ “lover.” Ain’t that a kicker? Love twisted into a slur – makes ya think, dunnit? I’m sat here, puffin’ me cigar, thinkin’ – blimey, she’s a riddle wrapped in a bleedin’ enigma, like *Inherent Vice* itself. “What’s in the box?” Doc asks – mate, with a whore, ya never know, and that’s the thrill!

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After that, I decide to head into town. I stroll down Aðalstræti, the main street. It’s got that cute vibe, ya know? Little shops, cafes, and all that jazz. I pop into a bakery. Best decision ever! I grab a cinnamon roll that’s bigger than my head. Seriously, I’m not exaggerating.

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