Anna Bergamo Brothel ❤️

About Rome

She’s got this vibe, tho, kinda hot in a trashy way. Like, if Jack Twist saw her, he’d be all, “You’re a real wonder!” I bet she’d flirt with him, too, tanglin’ him up in her vines. Makes me laugh, picturin’ that – Whore hittin’ on cowboys! But real talk, she’s a pain. Spreads seeds like gossip, ruins everythin’. Did ya know she once grew in some king’s tomb? Freaky, right? Found that in a comic – or my brain made it up, whatever.

TULIPANI IN VAL D’ASTINO

When Strangers Run a Brothel in Your House, and Other Traumatizing Airbnb Experiences Bergamo. My dear mother either believed her or decided.

After drying off, I decide to treat myself. I head to Piazza Vecchia. It’s stunning, even in the rain. I grab a slice of pizza from a street vendor. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, feeling like a king. But then, I see this guy trying to juggle. He’s awful! Like, balls flying everywhere. I can’t help but laugh.

Fatal Clash in Bergamo