Emily Jesi Whore ❤️

About Genoa

Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

About this ebook

Tales of the Undead - Hell Whore contains some of the best names in modern horror. Together, we will discover the works of over twenty new.

So, I’m feeling all nostalgic when I hear this commotion down Via Garibaldi. I rush over, thinking it’s a brawl or something. Turns out, it’s just a bunch of locals arguing about the best gelato in town. I mean, come on! Who cares? But then they start naming places, and I hear “Gelateria La Dolce Vita.” I’m like, “Okay, I gotta check this out.”

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