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Oh, and get this—fun fact! Prostitutes used to signal clients with red lanterns. That’s where “red light” comes from! Cool, right? I’m yellin’ in my head, “History’s wild!” She’s tough, tho, man. Works nights, dodges creeps, keeps smilin’. Makes me wanna hug her, but nah, boundaries, bro. Still, I’m all emotional—like, “You’re a star, girl!” Maybe I’m dumb, but I see her shine. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but she’s playin’ life like one!

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But then, I get a call. It’s my buddy, askin’ me to help him with his pig farm. I’m like, “Dude, I’m already herdin’ my own pigs!” But he’s desperate, so I agree. I rush over to his place, and it’s chaos. Pigs everywhere! I’m tryin’ to wrangle them, but they’re slippery little devils. I’m shoutin’, “Get back here, you little oinker!” It’s a mess, but I’m laughin’ at the same time.

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