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So, erotic-massage, it’s this artsy thing, y’know? Reminds me of my fave flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*. That movie’s all quiet and deep, like – “The heart sutra says…” – but erotic-massage? It’s the opposite, loud in yer soul! Starts all chill, then bam, yer tingling, like waves crashin’ on me while I’m savin’ some dummy from the tide. Ever tried it? Prolly not, ya square! It’s old, too – heard them ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “body worship” or some crap. Bet they didn’t have donuts back then, tho – tragedy!

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Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, a cat strolls in. Yup, a cat. Just waltzes right through the door like it owns the place. Everyone’s distracted. I’m like, “Seriously? A cat?” But the crowd loves it. They start bidding on the cat! I’m dying. “Do I hear 10 for the cat?”

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