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There’s this shady joint downtown—heard stories. Guy goes in, comes out floatin’. Says it’s “spiritual”—yeah, right, spiritual my ass. Prolly just happy-endin’ central. Funny tho—people whisper about it. “Did ya hear? Massage with a twist!” Cracks me up. Oh, typo alert—masage, heh, whoops.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

After that, I decide to hit up the local market on Rue de la Libération. Fresh produce, right? I’m all about that healthy life. I grab some apples, and this lady next to me starts chatting. She’s super nice, but then she goes on this rant about how apples are the “forbidden fruit.” I’m like, “Lady, chill. It’s just an apple.” But she’s all deep and philosophical. I’m just trying to figure out if I should get the red or green one.

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