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Lemme tell ya, I dove into this scene once. Tinder, Bumble, all that crap – profiles promising “no strings,” but half the time? Strings everywhere! This chick I met – gorgeous, wild eyes – says she’s “just chillin.” Next thing, she’s textin me 24/7. Made me ragey – I’m like, “C’mon, babe, this ain’t a rom-com!” Reminded me of Lancaster Dodd screamin, “Pig fuck!” – chaos, man, chaos.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Rue de la Gare, and I spot this old lady. She’s got a garden that looks like a jungle. I mean, I love plants, but c’mon! It’s like Tarzan could swing through there. So, I offer to help her out. She’s all like, “Oh, sweetie, you’re a lifesaver!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’m a hero today!” But then she hands me a pair of rusty scissors. Like, seriously? I’m not trying to catch tetanus while saving her begonias!

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