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Funniest thang? My cousin tried givin’ his wife one—used cookin’ oil! Slipped right off the bed, halleluyer! I hollered so loud I scared the cat! “You’re a troubled soul!”—like the preacher in Moonrise said, but with grease stains! Look, sexual-massage ain’t gotta be perfect—just keep it real, keep it sassy. Me, I’d be lightin’ candles, playin’ gospel, makin’ it a WHOLE mood. What y’all think? Y’all tried it? Tell Madea, ‘cause I’m nosy, halleluyer!

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Massage was just OK. It was aromatherapy massage, but the only aroma I could smell as I walked in a massage room was strong smell of sweat which was unpleasant.

But then, as I was eating, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. They were talking about something ridiculous, like who left the toilet seat up. I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, really? You’re in Jurmala, and that’s what you’re fighting about?

The many faces of Latvia's Jūrmala / Article