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Little secret, tho—did ya know erotic-massage got roots in ancient China? Yah, emperors got it to “balance energies”—fancy, huh? Prolly felt like kings while some poor sod mined coal. Lightbulb! Dat’s da twist—dis ain’t just naughty fun, it’s history, comrades! Still, I’m sittin’ dere, oil slick on my back, thinkin’—dis better not stain my good shirt. Last time, I stunk like a barrel o’ crude for days—wife was NOT happy, eh?

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So, I roll outta bed, still half-asleep, and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” But then, boom! I step outside, and it’s like the universe flipped a switch. First thing I see? A cat. A fat, fluffy cat just chillin’ on the sidewalk. I’m like, “Dude, you own this street now?”