Elise Appingedam Brothel ❤️

About Amsterdam

Brothels, mate, they’re wild! Been around forever, sneaky lil’ fact – Roman blokes had ‘em, called ‘em lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cos them girls howled for coin! Hah! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ of it. Me, I’d chop a leg o’ lamb, blood drippin’, then nip down the alley – them places ain’t fussy ‘bout a butcher’s stink. Got me happy, yesss, seein’ life raw, no fakery. “It’s not about you!” – that’s Margaret again, screamin’ in me head when some lass kicks out a drunkard. Love that fire, I do!

Red Light District

For a good night out in Amsterdam please check the list of all the brothels, strip clubs and other venues like erotic massage salons. We have carefully selected the most prominent, .

Then, I head down the Hoofdstraat. I’m looking for a new webcam setup, you know, for my biz. I pop into this tech shop, and the guy behind the counter is super chill. We start chatting about the latest gear, and I’m getting all hyped. But then, he drops the price on me. Like, are you kidding? I could buy a small car for that! I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming.

Cleveringa honoured with statue in birthplace of Appingedam