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Alright, listen up, brah! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson here – raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Sex-dating? Man, it’s wild out there! Apps, swipes, hookups – it’s like "The Social Network" but hornier. You got folks coding their way to a quick lay, thinkin’ they’re Zuckerberg, droppin’ lines like, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” Ha! Enemies? More like exes ghostin’ ya!

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I’m walkin’ down the Hoofdstraat, and it’s like the whole town’s awake. Kids are screamin’, dogs are barkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool. I pass by the bakery on the corner—man, the smell of fresh bread is like heaven. I’m thinkin’, “I’ll grab a roll later.” Spoiler alert: I forgot.