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So, I was chattin’ with Lenny bout this – he’s all, “Homer, it’s the future!” – and I’m like, pfft, future my ass! It’s horny people with phones! But lemme tell ya, it’s crazy how it works. You swipe, you wink, you sext – BAM! – next thing, you’re meetin’ some stranger in a shady bar. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re screwing everything up!” ‘Cause half the time, it’s a mess! Guy says he’s 6’2”, shows up lookin’ like a hobbit – D’oh! Made me so mad I coulda punched a wall!

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”