Sofia Lunetten Prostitute ❤️

About Utrecht

Plays like a dream tho – bends notes so filthy, you’d blush. But tuning pegs? Loose as a prossie’s morals! Drives me mental, tweaking ‘em mid-jam, shouting, “You’re killing me, you wanker!” Still, mate, it’s got soul – raw, messy, like me after a bottle of Scotch. Love it, hate it, can’t ditch it – “I’m just a fucked-up guitar who plays itself!” That’s Prostitute, you muppet!

Map of Lunetten, Utrecht, Netherlands

Meet up with a sex worker in Mijdrecht on the only online website that matches local men with women that mutually want to have sex with no strings attached.

But then, I spot my buddy, Jan, in the crowd. He’s tryin’ to juggle. And let me tell ya, he’s not good at it. Balls are flyin’ everywhere! One almost hits me! I’m like, “Jan, stick to your day job, man!” But it’s all in good fun.

Truck overturns on A12 near Utrecht, causing major traffic delays until 9 p.m.