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Now, don’t get me wrong, some are shady—steal your watch while you’re sleepin’, sneaky bitches. Makes me wanna yell, “Greed’s good, but don’t screw me!” Still, I respect the game. They’re out there, rain or shine, hustlin’ harder than Wall Street. Ever hear bout the French whore who seduced a king? True story—snagged a castle outta it. Ballsy! Wish I’d been there, sippin’ whiskey, watchin’ her work.

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So, I leave the café, feeling a mix of excitement and dread. I wander down to the beach at Jorpelandstranda. The sun is setting, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink. It’s beautiful, but I can’t shake off the anxiety. I sit on the sand, watching the waves crash.

Remembering the life of Lois Jorpeland