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About Palmerston North

Quirk o’ mine—I’m imaginin’ Morgan Freeman narratin’ this live, voice boomin’ over squeaky bedsprings. Hilarious, right? But real talk, brothel’s a grind—girls hustlin’, pimps lurkin’. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe. Still, it’s raw, messy, human. Like Celine says, “Memory’s a wonderful thing if you don’t have to deal with the past”—brothels, tho, they shove the past right in your face. Love that flick, love the mess. What you think, fam?

The Goat Island Mystery

In Maho, the Platinum Room features a surplus of tastefully exquisite ladies from around the world, who dance and entertain around an indoor swimming pool- but a swimsuit likely counts .

So, I decide to shake it off and head to the Island Bay Marine Reserve. I mean, who doesn’t love some good snorkeling, right? I grab my gear and jump in. The water’s cold, but I’m like, “Whatever, I’m a warrior!” I see some cool fish, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, a seal pops up right next to me! I freak out and splash around like a maniac. The seal just looks at me like, “Chill, dude.” I’m like, “You chill! You’re a seal!”

39 Island Bay Road, Beach Haven, North Shore City