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About Tauranga

Picture this: seedy parlor, neon sign flickering "Massage" like it’s winking at you. Walked in once—pure curiosity, swear—smelled like lavender and regret. Lady says, “Relax, hon,” but her eyes scream, “I hate my life.” Everybody lies, told ya. Hands sliding everywhere, kneading crap I didn’t know was tense. Felt good, sure, but also pissed me off—why’s this not free? Capitalism screws us again. Little factoid: ancient Rome had these “massage” joints too—called ‘em *lupanars*. Fancy word for rub-and-tug. History’s kinky, who knew?

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After that, I decide to hit up the local market on the corner of King St. It’s buzzing with people. Fresh produce, crafts, and the best coffee. I grab a flat white, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m buzzing, feeling good, until I overhear this couple arguing about... wait for it... the best way to cook kumara. I mean, come on! Who knew kumara could spark such passion?

Ōpōtiki harbour ready for mussel up