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I got into it once, total accident – friend dragged me, said it’s “relaxin.” Relaxin, my ass! Felt like a king, then bam, awkward boner – hilarious! Little known fact? Old Rome had massage parlors, senators gettin frisky – true story! Makes ya wonder, huh? Nowadays, it’s all “professional,” but c’mon, that line’s blurry as hell. Got me happy – stress melts, who wouldn’t grin? But pissed too – shady spots rip ya off, $50 for ten mins? Bullshit!

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Pleasure Den is a divine deep dive into the worlds of tantric touch, sensation play, being pleasured, kink, shibari, fantasy and embodied love.

First off, I’m just settin’ up, and this dude stumbles in. I mean, he’s got that “I just lost a fight with a bottle” look. His name’s Dave, or at least that’s what he slurred. He’s tryin’ to order a drink, but he can barely stand. I’m like, “Bro, you’re not gettin’ anything but a taxi home.” He gets all huffy, like I’m the bad guy. C’mon, man! I’m just tryin’ to keep the peace on Rimu Road!

Beloved Paraparaumu College teachers bid farewell after long service