Violet Waikanae Brothel ❤️

About New Plymouth

Here’s a wild fact—did ya know brothels in medieval England got taxed? TAXED! King was like, “Gimme my cut!” Greedy fool. Made me laugh, though—imagine me rollin’ up in my truck, yellin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” to dodge the tax man. Oh, and get this—some old brothels had secret tunnels! Tunnels! For sneakin’ VIPs in—talk about slick cargo moves. I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, freakin’ out, “Where’s my son?!” while I’m coordinatin’ underground deliveries. Hilarious, right?

Choosing a Lady

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First off, I had this big experiment planned. You know, the kind that could change the world or at least my lab’s coffee supply. I was all set to head to my lab on Ngaio Rd. But then, boom! My car wouldn’t start. Classic, right? I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” So, I’m sprinting down the street, hoping to catch a bus.

Waikanae Bridge