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About Hamilton

Brothels, man, they’re old as sin—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cos the girls howled for clients. Nuts, right? I stroll in, all cool, martini vibes, and this one chick—legs for days—winks at me. I’m like, “Fancy a dance, darling?” but nah, it’s all business, no soul. Pissed me off, honestly—where’s the charm? The game? Just cold cash and fake moans.

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Award winning, locally owned & operated variety store in Whitianga, New Zealand.

But then, I stepped outside, and it was sunny again! Like, what’s up with the weather? I felt like I was in a rom-com where the sun comes out after the rain. So, I decided to stroll down to the Lost Springs. You know, the hot pools? I thought, “Why not treat myself?”

'Taking a bit of a turn': Monster swells erode Whitianga coastline, waves flood beachfront properties