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Favorite bit, tho? The characters. Met this madam once—Russian, built like a tank, voice like gravel. She’s tellin’ me bout her “girls” like they’re her bleedin’ daughters. “They’re my family,” she says, pourin’ me vodka. I’m sippin’, thinkin’, “This is mad.” She’d been runnin’ the show since the Soviet days—said Brezhnev himself popped in once. True or not, I was gobsmacked. History in a brothel—wild, innit?

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First stop, the market on Rua da Igreja. I’m just tryin’ to grab some fresh veggies, ya know? But then, bam! This old dude, probably 100 years old, starts yellin’ at me about how I’m not sharpening his knife right. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a knife, not a rocket science project!” He just glares at me. I mean, c’mon, it’s Arcozelo, not the moon!

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